From The What Will They Think Of Next Dept.: Whiskey Dick!

At first I was going to not post this, and then my inner 7 year-old took over my brain.  In which I giggled a lot (you can do that if your innner 7 year-old takes over).  So the guys over at Epic Meal Time have come up with a new product - that only they could come up with.

I present to you, Whisky Dick Lube. It's just what it sounds like.

 

So yeah, there's that.